Thursday, September 4, 2014

THE JEEP, THE BOAT, AND THE HELICOPTER

There's an old joke -- if you've heard this look to the end of the article because there is some important news there! -- about the devout resident of a river town who refused to leave his house as the waters of a nearby river began to rise. "I was praying and the Lord told me he would rescue me," he assured neighbors and friends as they left their homes and headed for higher ground.

A little while later, a sheriff's deputy showed up in a Jeep as the water began to lap at the man's front porch. The man waved off the would be rescuer and said, "No, the Lord told me he would rescue me."

The next day the man had moved to a second bedroom because of the rising river. A Civil Defense team came by in a small motorboat and offered the man a way to safety, but he assured them the Lord had promised to rescue him.

Twenty-four hours later the man was perched precariously on his roof. A National Guard helicopter swooped down and asked the man if he wanted them to drop a basket for him to use to escape. He shouted back that the Lord had promised to rescue him.

A day later the man drowned. When he met God in heaven, he was furious. "You promised to rescue me!" he growled at the Creator. God snapped back, "I sent you a Jeep, a boat and a helicopter: what more did you want?"

Sometimes we turn away from the very thing we've asked for. I've never encountered anyone who said, "I don't want you to pay attention to my perspective, thoughts or feelings." I have never met someone who said, "Disregard me and my concerns and my hopes." I have never known anyone who said, "This church and what it is all about means so much to me it's hard to put into words, but you can ignore my sense of where God wants us to be and what God wants us to do."

You have several very key, strategic opportunities to share your thoughts, feelings, dreams, concerns and hopes for our congregation's future coming up. The first is the on-line Fruitful Congregations Journey (FCJ) survey. This on-line survey can be accessed at www.surveymonkey.com/s/FCJStep2Fall13, and it will take about 20-30 minutes to complete. Results go to the UMC Church Development office in Indianapolis, and the identity of each respondent is protected. If you don't get this done by the start of the third week in September, you'll miss out!

The second opportunity for you to share your perspective on our church's present and future -- as well as learning about some of the dynamics of a healthy, vital congregation -- will be at the October 25th "All-Church FCJ Workshop" in our Great Hall from 10:15 a.m. - 3 p.m. You can register in the Gathering Place or the Buskirk-Chumley Theater lobby this Sunday, September 7th or the 14th. Spaces are limited and you will need to make a $7 donation for the catered lunch. (On top of these opportunities, 35 laity will be a part of an FCJ Focus Group on the Friday night of the weekend consultation.)

Last week I saw a great cartoon that showed two dinosaurs looking at the just departed Noah's Ark. The one says to the other, "Oh, I thought they were loading tomorrow." They missed the boat. Fill out that survey this week, won't you? Register for the All-Church Workshop.

Proverbs 14:5 says "a faithful witness does not lie" and verse 6 reminds us that "knowledge is easy for one who understands." Share your knowledge. Put your faith and wisdom and grace to work. Complete the survey and register for the workshop!

In Christ and for Christ,
  
Mark Fenstermacher

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